Resident Midget Gives Up Hope Early

Yes Husky fans, it is true. Recently, this picture was found of our beloved MeanEgirl, apparently distraught with the effort taken to reach this point in the season, has gone and given up hope of a Husky victory this Thursday night. MEg is seen here with a newly converted Gopher fan, adorned in Badger gear, ready to cheer for the Badgers on Thursday, hoping that backing the defending national champion can save her from potential disappointment this Thursday.

What, you may ask, caused this transformation? Experts believe it was the thin Colorado air, combined with continuous cowbell ringing, which sometimes causes people below 5 and a half feet to experience dizziness and loss of memory. Apparently MEg has lost all memories back to last spring, when the Badgers convincingly took the national title. Hopefully someone in the Twin Cities area can get to her and remind her that the Huskies are on a hot streak and may win the game Thursday before any Badger fans learn of her new allegiance and complete the transformation. Even worse if the Badger fans see her associating with a Gopher fan, she may be in danger from both sides.

Further investigation has yielded this photo, apparently of Boba Fett's youngest son aprehending MEg before converting her to the Dark Side. Perhaps confronting the Badgers will be more difficult than first imagined, seeing as they have hired (the short son) of a skilled bounty hunter to aid them. Only one thing could help us now...

Get your baseball bats people

Note: All pictures were taken without permission courtesy of tDarkness