Over 20% of the team is out with injuries right now. That's um... that's a lot of guys that we need to be healthy instead of hurt. I wanted to do something special for them... maybe send a card or something, but we all know I'm too lazy for that. So I looked online for 'get well soon' images. As expected, there were teddy bears and balloons, roses and sunshines, other flowers and hearts. Then I found something that would be more likely to appeal to the team and that fits the situation a little better.
Before I get to that, here's a breakdown of the player outages that Michigan Tech is currently experiencing -
(Special thanks to F2B&G for compiling that information since I'm too lazy to)
So to my injured guys, I leave you with this...
No, I don't know why her ass is throbbing, but that's not the issue here. Just listen to her, guys!
Before I get to that, here's a breakdown of the player outages that Michigan Tech is currently experiencing -
- Schwarz: Up to 8 weeks, depending on how he heals
- Angelow: Sounds like 2-4 more weeks
- St. Louis: Not playing this weekend, sounds questionable for UAA
- Reddick: 6-8 weeks
- Licktieg: 4-6 months
- Doriott: 2-4 weeks
(Special thanks to F2B&G for compiling that information since I'm too lazy to)
So to my injured guys, I leave you with this...
No, I don't know why her ass is throbbing, but that's not the issue here. Just listen to her, guys!
13 comments:
How low can this blog go just to get server traffic? ... I will be back, however.
That's chicks ass scares me. It looks like it is about to explode.
quick, someone get a cup! ... and another girl!!
Annnnnd there goes any shred of journalistic integrity this blog may have had.
THB lost all journalistic integrity when I joined.
Kind of like the Bull lost all journalistic integrity when you joined, Tim? Wait....that would have required it to have much journalistic integrity in the first place
That's exactly my point. This blog's hodgepodge of writers consists of the Daily Bull EIC, a Certified Professional Jersey Chaser, a guy with an STC degree (the closest thing you'll find to journalism at "The Institution"), and a Duluth fan who is unfortunately obsessed with little 't's.
This blog has zero journalistic integrity, and that's the way we like it. :)
It's still got more than mine does.
MEg is trying to get me fired now!
AWESOME!Man, it's a good thing I don't even like my job...
(everyone knows that throbbing asses are the best kind.)
tTHB sucks at game recaps. Even tBoosh Factor had a game recap, albeit a sucky one.
That's because THB writers have social lives. :P
Also, there's no "The" in THB, Boosh. You know better.
It's like... a fart that can't escape... She wants to push it out, but it just won't go.. no matter how long you watch the gif...
Haha, it's almost hypnotizing...
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