Wednesday, October 22, 2008

To Our Injured Huskies

Over 20% of the team is out with injuries right now. That's um... that's a lot of guys that we need to be healthy instead of hurt. I wanted to do something special for them... maybe send a card or something, but we all know I'm too lazy for that. So I looked online for 'get well soon' images. As expected, there were teddy bears and balloons, roses and sunshines, other flowers and hearts. Then I found something that would be more likely to appeal to the team and that fits the situation a little better.

Before I get to that, here's a breakdown of the player outages that Michigan Tech is currently experiencing -

  • Schwarz: Up to 8 weeks, depending on how he heals
  • Angelow: Sounds like 2-4 more weeks
  • St. Louis: Not playing this weekend, sounds questionable for UAA
  • Reddick: 6-8 weeks
  • Licktieg: 4-6 months
  • Doriott: 2-4 weeks

(Special thanks to F2B&G for compiling that information since I'm too lazy to)

So to my injured guys, I leave you with this...


No, I don't know why her ass is throbbing, but that's not the issue here. Just listen to her, guys!

13 comments:

Yager said...

How low can this blog go just to get server traffic? ... I will be back, however.

Dirty said...

That's chicks ass scares me. It looks like it is about to explode.

Yager said...

quick, someone get a cup! ... and another girl!!

crazypotatoes said...

Annnnnd there goes any shred of journalistic integrity this blog may have had.

FadeToBlack&Gold said...

THB lost all journalistic integrity when I joined.

MTU_purple_peep said...

Kind of like the Bull lost all journalistic integrity when you joined, Tim? Wait....that would have required it to have much journalistic integrity in the first place

FadeToBlack&Gold said...

That's exactly my point. This blog's hodgepodge of writers consists of the Daily Bull EIC, a Certified Professional Jersey Chaser, a guy with an STC degree (the closest thing you'll find to journalism at "The Institution"), and a Duluth fan who is unfortunately obsessed with little 't's.

This blog has zero journalistic integrity, and that's the way we like it. :)

Dirty said...

It's still got more than mine does.

Jon said...

MEg is trying to get me fired now!
AWESOME!Man, it's a good thing I don't even like my job...

(everyone knows that throbbing asses are the best kind.)

Boosh said...

tTHB sucks at game recaps. Even tBoosh Factor had a game recap, albeit a sucky one.

FadeToBlack&Gold said...

That's because THB writers have social lives. :P

Also, there's no "The" in THB, Boosh. You know better.

MeanEgirl said...

It's like... a fart that can't escape... She wants to push it out, but it just won't go.. no matter how long you watch the gif...

Alaska said...

Haha, it's almost hypnotizing...